HILarious

Every kid/parent goes through this. I could not help but find this funny. I DID NOT LAUGH in FRONT OF Luke but I was dying inside TOO LAUGH, and give him a HIGH FIVE!
Luke walks in the house lightening fast, passes me on the way in, and said “Hi mom I had a GREAT day”. Just what every parent wants to hear! So I say “that’s great Luke so go wash your hands and get ready for supper”. He says “sure no problem”. Supper is almost ready both kids have washed up, they are biding their time doodling on the dry erase board. Pat and I tell them that supper is ready, and Luke has been excited and just really chipper so with that said he comes running to the table and throws the dry eraser up in the air. Where does it land??? On Ashlyn’s head, of course. Pat goes over “Luke why did you do that?” He was like what? I go over to assist, Pat is working on getting Ashlyn quiet, and I said “Luke why did you hit your sister in her head”. He said “I didn’t mom”. I explain that Daddy and I saw him. He said “Mom I promise I did not hit her in the head the Eraser DID”.

TRUE Story. I can’t make this stuff up.